Address To: Plumbum the Bumping Plumber

by Sami Bennett

a poem (after too much chemistry homework)

Dear Plumbum the Bumping Plumber,
Phos is phate.
Because Phos is phorus
I cupric -ed my finger
I went to the ferric and met Mr. Cobalt. He was a manganic. He was also very nobelium.
I ate some curium.
I felt rather sulfite by hydride all the gold. But sodium. And now they argon.
This is so boron.
I’m going to Californium in Americium or even Europium. No, I’m heading to Neptunium.
I think iodide.
Signed, Antimony